A litany of lawyers
Looking like Tom
Sawyers
Twelve years old if
they’re a day
Mischievous and
creatin’
A rumpus and all
statin’
“We guarantee, no fee,
no win no pay!”!
They’re circling at my
bedside
And someone at my
headside,
Is guiding my hand to sign
a contract
Saying “You need
testimony
Then leave the rest to
me...”
We’ll see you rich –
and that’s a fact!”
“So you had a little
accident,
This’ll be money well
spent”
“Hold On, I thought you
said no fee?”
“You’re gonna have your
day in court,
Then just as an
afterthought
“Now kindly sign your
rights over to me…”
I guess that I’d been
in a crash
Had a broken leg and
some whiplash
Hold on, these guys
said they came for free!
Now they’ve taken all I’ve
got, and that wasn’t such a lot
They took my money,
took my house and all my clothes in lieu
And all they said to me
was “Thought you knew.”
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